from Minnesota. this a humor/fandom blog. If you find anything offensive on my blog blame your parents cause they obviously raised a pussy. Shout out to my followers though, you some badass mofos.
It matches my hair c:
To all the dead homies
When you’re in first place in Mario Kart and shit starts going down behind you
mom: you haven’t been drinking in college, have you
me: oh don’t worry i’m stone cold sober
One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.